Terry O'Day's Erotic Books
- about Swinging and Swingers,
- Recreational Sex and The Lifestyle;
- Open Marriages and Wife Swapping;
- Voyeurs and Exhibitionists;
- Bi-Sexuals and Homosexuals;
- Threesomes, Group Sex, and Orgies.
Guys: You wanna see some naked titties?
Let your wife go shopping while you go
to a tittie bar. You wanna suck some nipples,
maybe eat some pussy? Take your wife to a
Swingers’ Club and let her join in.
Gals: You want to fantasize about a bare-
chested Adonis? Go to a movie. You wanna
have a stiff cock in your mouth and one in your
pussy at the same time? Take your husband to a
Swingers’ Club and make him watch.
- You say there’s no way you can go to a Swingers’ Camp? Get Terry O’Day’s books about Swingers. He gives you the details of all the Dirty Deeds you have ever imagined. And more...
“Hi. My name is Terry and I’m a 72 year old sex addict.”
Wait for it – smile.
“Hi, Terry.” There it is -- the welcoming chorus.
I turn to go back to my chair, but the short round moderator with the blond and pink streaks in her black hair is saying “Terry, we like to have our new people tell us their story.”
I stop. So this is how it’s going to be. Okay. Try to act modest. “Actually, Terry is not my real name. It is my nom de plume. And, actually, I am not a sex addict. I am addicted to writing about sex. I probably don’t even belong here. … Oh yes. And actually, I was 72 over seven years ago when I started writing for publication.”
“Then why are you here, Terry?” A tough little bitch. I can see why she’s the moderator.
“My wife thought I should come. She thinks that I am obsessed because the first thing I do in the morning is turn on my computer to record the ideas that have come to me during the night and then I spend all day writing about sex. On the weekends, I take my steno pad with me so I can take notes on what she is doing. She wonders why I can’t write about something else. I try to tell her that an author should only write about what he knows.”
“Are you a good writer, Terry?” What is this – an inquisition? But I’d better be nice. She’s liable to smash my nuts.
“I think so. Even though I started late. I think James Elroy is right. The secret is read, read, read, read, and read some more. American literature has been my other passion ever since I was in high school and when I hit a lull in my writing I refresh my mind by reading.”
“I assume sex is your first passion.”
“Of course. Isn’t it everybody’s?” And with that, I go to the back of the room to get a cup of coffee. Away from the nosy moderator with her creamy cleavage.
That is the way I write. First person, present tense, frank and intimate. I edit my own work so I don’t have to change to meet someone else’s standards. I tell dick-raising, pussy wetting stories. Real stories about real Swingers. Including detailed descriptions of the things my sexy middle-aged wife lets me watch her do. I have become known as “Terry the Owl” and am surely the most prolific writer about the alternative life-style of open marriage and recreational sex in recorded history.
I have an eidetic memory for sexual details, so I am able to bring the reader right into the scene even months later. Most of the time I am invisible which is a huge asset to a late night roving reporter. But I like to think of myself as the male version of the prim and proper librarian who sheds her glasses, lets her hair down, and climbs on a table to strip for all to see. Because sometimes I get lucky and that’s when I let the reader get even closer.
My stories are so hot that I have had to learn to type with one hand so I can hold my cock with the other. (The secret is not to worry about capitalization, come back later, put the Cap Lock on, and press the Insert button to do the caps – still one-handed.)
You may wonder about my age – I do. I am certainly not getting senile, if that’s your concern. In fact, I think that my experience and all the reading I have done are what allow me to color in some of the backgrounds. I am heartened by Clint Eastwood and his continuing creativity as he enters his eighth decade. And my recent successes with much younger women have certainly “made my day”.
My books are not fancy. There are no fancy block letters at the beginning of the chapters and no headers repeating the title and the name of the author on every page. I just want to tell the many stories about things I’ve seen and done. I use Microsoft Word and it is not perfect. Nor am I, so you are probably going to find some typos.
Even though I admire authors who manage to use few words, I am extremely generous with them and I do some other unconventional things to make my books easier to read – especially aloud.
Guys: You want to see some “Girl on Girl”?
Rent a video. You wanna watch your woman
69ing another woman and then she puts
your cock in the other woman’s pussy?
With her mouth? Go to a Swingers’ camp.
Gals: You wanna eat some pussy while the gal’s
husband fucks you from behind? Same advice.
Let me introduce you to The Plain Brown Wrapper Books. Several years ago, I decided to write about what Real Swingers do when they get together. I consider the first book “Swingers at Play – The Naked Truth”, to be my seminal work. One story led to another, and there will soon be seven books, almost a million words, all available on Amazon.com.
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Swingers at Play – The Naked Truth. For the open-minded reader curious about open marriage. As a Lifestyle insider for over 20 years, I tell all in the Most Descriptive and Definitive book ever written about “Swinging” as recreational sex. Think of dozens of true stories about dozens of Californication’s “Hank” with even more equally horny women. All in open marriages. All REAL people. What they actually DO when they get together at their Nudist Camps, Clothing Optional Caribbean Resorts, Las Vegas Clubs, and Swingers’ “Socials”. Even what they do when they are out in the supposedly “straight” world.
‘Swingers’ Still Playing – New Meat. This was originally part of Swingers at Play until my wife came out of “sexual retirement” again and her life took on some very surprising changes. So that book got too long. I don’t try to claim that all of these stories are all true, but many are, and the others are certainly based on real people and things that I have seen and done.
Swingers’ Diet – Forbidden Fruits, There are two long stories in this book, the first about five days at a fantasy resort in the Dominican Republic and the second about a Christmas/New Years’ Party at the social we used to go to in Pullman. Both are substitutes for occasions that I had planned on but never happened and are pure fantasy. This will be the first of the Swinger’s Diet books of “Fantasies Spawned by Reality”.
There are also two books written several years ago that are not part of the Plain Brown Wrapper Books. They are also available on Amazon.
An Old Swinger’s Laments – The Sexual Autobiography of an Old Man
This is my sexual autobiography, written after many years of “sharing my wife’s pleasure” in the “Lifestyle”. “Regrets – I’ve had a few.” But very few. Every word is true, and the book is full of admissions about my sex life from being still cherry at 21 to wife-swapping and sharing my first wife. Then on to the thrills of Swinging including full-blown orgies. Many readers will identify with my fantasies and more will envy my real experiences. Significant is the fact that I did not start Swinging until my second marriage when I was in my mid-fifties. My story is full of insight into how an ordinary man can enjoy an extraordinary sex life. Amazon.com
Swinging Ain’t Cheating. The Trial and Confessions of a Swinging Wife
The true sexual autobiography of Patty Wentwyth, my younger Swinging wife, told as her own testimony in a trial in which she is charged with adultery with over 100 different men and women – and even a machine – over a period of a dozen years. The evidence used against her by the moralistic prosecutor is from the actual “morning-after” journals written in her and her husband’s own handwriting and self-published in “Swingers and Lovers”. Amazon.com
Hey Guys: You wanna read about a guy
watching his gal do another man? Read
the Playboy Advisor. You wanna read about
a guy watching his wife do three men
at once? Read Terry O’Day.
And Gals: Wanna read a vivid description of a
Circle Suck? Or a Cunnilingus Competition?
Or a Gang Bang? Or an impromptu four-
couple Orgy? Or a wedding where the dollar
dance is Ten dollars to Fuck the Bride?
Or any of a hundred pussy-wetting true stories?
I have five other Plain Brown Wrapper Books almost ready to publish. These books seem to be less anecdotal about what I’ve seen others do and more about what Patty is doing, even as she ages. The first is Once a Swinger, Always a Swinger. That premise is not always true, but it apparently is for Patty. It is sub-titled Too Hot For Two. At the end of ‘Swingers’ Still Playing”, she has settled into a “Bi-ogamous” relationship with me, her older husband, and Jamey, her younger male lover, as well as Kim, our female lover. The four of us still live together in an idyllic arrangement and Patty and Jamey have been quite happy to have retired from “Swinging” as recreational sex. But then we go to a high-society charity auction where Patty models a million dollar emerald necklace and then goes off with the successful bidder. Jamey sees how much she still enjoys her sexuality. So he suggests that she and I go back to Club Desire, a Swingers’ Club in Mexico, to get her a “fix”. She goes wild, surprising even me. Later, the four of us go back to Sunny View and Jamey joins her in an “Anniversary Orgy”. These stories are The Truth, A Little More Than The Truth, And More That Could Be Truth. It seems like every time I think I make up something, I later find somebody doing it. Truth certainly is stranger than fiction. But who gives a shit? “Sex is Fun!” as Patty still says.
So, her new resurrection continues to bring back memories and spawn stories. And, as you know, I am addicted to writing about sex. There will be another Swingers’ Diet book of mostly fantasies and out-takes from the other books, one called Swingers Swapping, which will be devoted to couples and then a final book, Old Swingers Never Die – The Inevitable Conclusion. Yes, Virginia, there is a limit! The final chapter will not be written until my 80th birthday party in the spring of 2011 which is to be celebrated on a Caribbean cruise with 30 or 40 members of Sunny View Nudist/Swingers resort. (And Patty has arranged for us to hook up with another 50 or 60 swingers from a group called SLS, Swinger’s Life Style, who will be on the same ship.) My final report will be the “Swear to God” truth – win, lose or draw.
Then there are the Journals that this web-site was set up for. I’ll describe them here as I have done the others, also follow the links with the original hype and “How to Order.”
Swingers and Lovers and More Swinging Than Loving
I call this the “Big Book” because it is the forerunner to all my other books. I selected about a third of the pages from Patty’s and my “morning after” sex journals that were written about every extra-marital peccadillo we had over a period of about 12 years and I added a commentary on how Swinging brought us closer. I “whited” out every proper noun and replaced it, then photo-stated the actual pages in our original handwriting and bound them into two volumes totaling 750 pages. They are, admittedly a little hard to read, but that just adds to the extraordinary intimacy that the reader is allowed to share. I guarantee dozens of orgasms. See below for How to Order.
Swingers: Real Stories By Real Swingers
Co-authored by Patty Wentwyth, this is a collection of 20 of the hottest stories from “Swingers and Lovers” and “More Swinging Than Loving”. This book is printed in four different fonts to denote the quotes from the journals and the comments from the two authors. Originally intended to help sell the “Big Book”, it is available from Amazon.com.
Oh yes – E-mail me or Patty anytime at cococucopub@gmail.com